JesterToTheKing

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: Today, I logged into Omegle. MLIA Stranger: Today I read that comment. MLIG You: Today, I learned that not everybody is as cool as you. FML You have disconnected. Some people are really cool.

Ignore my lies.  It's long, but you should read it.  It's epic. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: why's the rum gone? Stranger: hi beautiful stranger woman!!! ;-) You: you've got me pegged. Stranger: i have You: yep. :) Stranger: ur also ugly,but clever like me? You: except that i'm NINE YEARS OLD YOU PERVERT. Stranger: haha Stranger: what are u doing here? You: my mommy showed me :) You: and my daddy You: and grandma You: and grandpa You: they're all here You: watching what i type. You: because they loveee me Stranger: i am sorr